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It Could Be Worse...

People are always, and most likely always will complain about the dub of Dragonball Z. I understand, 'cause even I tend to agree. But, hey, look on the bright side, it could always be worse! Here are some extreme examples we came up with(names in Japanese/English Dub are in purple and alternative names that would be much much worse are in blue):
Tially

*Please submit your ideas HEREafter reading our E-MAIL GUIDLINES!

1. Senzu Beans-Lima Beans (ahhh, a ploy to make young children want to eat their vegetables!)

2. Z-senshi/ Z fighters- Mushroom-senshi! (that actually almost has a nice ring to it!) or the ABC Fighters!

3. Kamehameha!-Abigtomata! (hey, it rhymes!)

4. Mesenko!-Mybigtoe! (?)

5. Taiyo-ken/Solar Flare- Peek-a-boo! (I see you!)

6. Big Bang Attack/(didn't use at all in dub)-Really Big Smack! (Woohoo!)

7. Final Flash-Mishmash

8. Makankosappo/Special Beam Cannon- Twirly Spiral Thing! (sounds like something Sailor Moon would say)

9. Hell's Flash/(didn't use in dub)-Who hash! (You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch...)

10. Gallet Gun-Big Mallet, Run!
Ahh! Run! Run!
11. Cell Game-Mitosis (slipping in a Biology lesson in a cartoon)

12. Cell-Chromosome or Spore

13. Nimbus/Kinto'un- Little Puff

14. Radditzu/Radditz-Rubbish

15. Yamucha/Yamcha-YumYum (yuck! ahhh!)

16. Oolong-Wilbur! (Tially glances at Arialyn, "You and your pigs!")

17. Jinzoningen Junanagou/Android #17-John

18. Jinzoningen Juhachigou/Android #18-Jane (hey, their numbers matched their names! Betchya didn't catch that!)

19. Red Ribbon Army-Really Rad Army! (totally tubular!)

20. Artificial Humans/Androids-"Pretend" Humans

21. Trunks- Tanks, or Hank (no! not Trunks-sama!)

22. Jinzoningen Jurokugou/Andriod 16- Jinglehymersmith (Jon, Jacob Jinglehymersmith! His name is my name too...)

23. Gregory- Jiminy Cricket

24. King Enma/King Yemma- Big Mama!

25. Piccolo/Piccolo- Giggolo
submitted by G georgievski

26. Trunks' Sword-Steven the Magic Spoon! (a sword was just too violent!)

27. Vegita-Vegetable (a pun to the extreme...)
submitted by DannyB

28. Heaven/Kami's Lookout-Never Never Land (second star to the right and straight on til morning... er.. something like that!)

29. Kienzan/Destructo Disc- Round Killing Thing
28-29 submitted by VPLetticeGT

30. Mr. Popo- Po (the teletubbie) *a scream of terror fills the air*

31. Dragonballs- Easter Eggs! wait... that would mean Shenlong would be a giant bunny, ne? ^_^
30-31 submitted by Khangagi

32. Kaio-sama's Planet- The North Pole!
submitted by Leah
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33. Trunks- Ed

34. Goten- Edd

35. Pan- Eddy *smacks head off of wall*

36. Dragonballs- Round weird glowing shiny thingies

37. Chaotzu- Jasper, cousin of Casper the Friendly Ghost (actually, that would explain a lot... ^_^)

38. Pu'uar- Mr Tinkles (hehe!)
33-38 submitted by Trevor

39. Mr. Satan/Hercule- 70's Groove man

40. The great Saiyaman- The Fantastic Spelling Man (what Gohan would have been had he not joined the z-senshi!)

41. Goku ( doing Kamehameha Wave)- "Where's the hfil's my sponge cake, Chi-Chi !?!?!"

42. Piccolo- Pickle

43. Oolong- Babe (that is completely opposite his true nature!)

44. King Kai- Georgy Pie (no comment)

45. Dr. Gero- MocterMoro (this one's sad ~_~)
39-45 submitted by Archer

46. Korin- Mr. Bigglesworth

47. Puar- Doodlebug

48. Tien- Hewie

49. Yamucha- Dewie

50. Kuririn- Lewie

51. Goku- Mickie

52. Vegeta- Donald (just imagine Vegeta talking like Donald Duck... hehe!) Bad dub! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
46-52 submitted by Leah

53. Solar Flare!- Say Cheese!

54. Buku Jitsu- Fairy Dust Sprinkle (Remember Z-senshi: Think Happy Thoughts!)

55. Marin- Blondie

56. Piccolo- Flute
53-56 submitted by Austin

57. Tien/Tenshinhan- Dr. Evil

58. Chaotzu- Mini Me

59. Oolong- Ms. Piggy
57-59 submitted by Superdragon

60. Gokou- Tofu (It'd explain why he eats so much, it makes him taste better.....)

61. Shenlong- Lasso ("Hya, hya!! Geddalong little donkey!")

62. Chi-Chi- Coffee (thats what she doesn't need some of! -_-')
60-62 submitted by SSJ2GohanFan45

63. Emperor Pilaf- Senator Rice-o-Roni (The San Francisco Treat!)

64. Pan- Dish

65. Yamcha/Yamucha- Moochy (? ! ?)

66. Puar- Poochy (? ! ? ! ?)

67. Flying Nimbus/Kintoun- Cotton Candy

68. Kami-sama- The Big Giant Head (as in the wizard from the Wizard of Oz? ;)
63-68 submitted by SSJ Q-Bert

69. Vegeta/Vejita- The Ice Cream Man (Hmmmm... I'm not quite sure what the logic is behind that one, but it is quite humorous! ^_^)
submitted by PiccoloRules

70. *Insert any energy attack here*- Big Yellow Energy Thingy!
submitted by Austin

71. Dragonball-cool glowy thing

72. Shenlong-Puff the Magic Dragon (Hey! I remember that! *hums*)

73. Tien/Tenshinhan- tryclops (cyclops?)

74. Yamcha/Yamucha-Yum!Chomp!

75. Vegeta/Vejita-black flame candle (see the hair?)

76. Bulma/Buruma-Bulmasaur (as in Bulbasaur the Pokemon)

77. Piccolo- Pickyernose

78. Master Roshi/Muten Roshi- Master Roast Beef
71-78 submitted by Harry2Draco

*NEW*


79. Piccolo- Shrek (hey, he's big... tall... green...)
submitted by Zetaze

80. Trunks- James (Team Rocket's blasting off again! ...oh the humanity...)

81. Trunks- Boxers

82. Vegeta/Vejita- Fijita (now the saiya-jins are named after Mexican food! Burdock becomes Burrito! Aye Aye!)

83. Pan-Pot
80-83 submitted by Autumn

84. Gokou and Vegeta- Arialyn and Tially (Tially: Hey, I don't see anything wrong with that! ^_^)
submitted by Stephanie

85. ChiChi-ChiChizard (sounds familiar, charizard origination I'm thinking?)
I-i-is it o-over y-y-yet?? *hides*
86. Kamehameha- Mwahahahaha

87. Dr. Gero- Dr. Robotnik (Hey, that actually fits pretty well, Super Saiyan, Super Sonic... scary)

88. Nappa- Pappa
85-88 submitted by Double D

*Please submit your ideas HERE after reading our E-MAIL GUIDLINES!