 
Our Rubber Spatula
It has come to our attention that no one appreciates the wonders of the rubber spatula, let alone are aware of its important role in the plot of Dragonball Z. Hence this section was born to inform you of the spatula's many uses and characteristics which helped contribute to DBZ's greatness!
History
The rubber spatula was invented by Ima Doofus sometime in the mid-1800s when her rubber spoon melted at one end into a flat rectangle when she had left it outside on a hot summer day (why she had a rubber spoon, I'd rather not know). Later she realized that this melted spoon was useful in many different ways with cooking, and named it after her pet monkey, Spatula. Thus, history was made.
But how does this relate to DBZ? Well, think about it for one second... How does Chi Chi prepare all of that food for Gokou, Gohan, and Goten? With a fork? I don't think so!! That's where the Mighty Spatula comes in!
Without the spatula, cooking would become next to impossible for Chi Chi, therefore Gokou would have starved, Gohan would not have born, and Goten wouldn't have either. Next thing you know, Raditzu arrives on Earth to find that his brother, Kakarotto, is dead. Obviously, Raditzu would take over the world, killing all the humans. Bye bye, Earth; bye bye to the rest of the Dragonball Z story! Now you're aware of the importance of the spatula!!
It just so happens that the Spatula's name in DBZ is Bob, and to our luck, he is here today to answer your questions, since he's the star of DBZ and all. If you would like to send him a question of your own, click here to email him. And now, on to the questions!!
Question: Bob, when do we see you in the DBZ episodes? (sent in by: Albert the Moose)
Answer: You see me in DBZ episodes 93, 153, 210, and 256. It's so nice to know that someone cares! *sniff sniff*
Question: Hey Bob, what kinda things do you help cook? (sent in by: Albert the Moose)
Answer: I cook things which range from rice, different kinds of cakes, noodles (especially ramen), and all kinds of vegetables!
Question: Has Gokou ever tried to eat you? (sent in by: Albert the Moose)
Answer: Oh yes, and it was dreadful, I tell you!! When was the last time that man brushed his teeth?! Anyway, he nearly ate all of me with his rice until Chi Chi whacked him on the head with a large frying pan. Thank Kami, I didn't want to be digested by Gokou's bottomless pit for a stomach!!
Questions: What's your favorite pastime? (sent in by: Albert the Moose)
Answer: Oh, I would love to pick flowers, take long walks on the beach... but no! I HAVE NO LEGS! Not to MENTION that I'm nailed to the WALL in the Son's KITCHEN!! Oh, and let's also not mention on how your QUESTIONS are LAME! I'm getting sick of acting so happy about this, just LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Reply: *sniff sniff* I'm sorry... (sent in by: Albert the Moose)
Answer: Well DON'T BE! Honest to Kami, everyone's so polite these days! You know what I'm also useful for? Hitting people! Do you have any idea how many times I'm been used to smack Gokou?! Don't you realize how much it hurts? *sniff sniff*
Reply I... I had no idea you went through this all the time-- (sent in by: Albert the Moose)
Answer: Well now you do!! It's abuse, I tell you! No one appreciates me!! No one cares at all about me!!
Reply: I care about you. (sent in by: Albert the Moose)
*the tender moment is shattered when Arialyn suddenly realizes that Albert, her missing pet moose, is present*
Arialyn: Albert-chan!! ALBERT-CHAN! You're back!!!! GIMME A HUG!!
Albert: Oh crap... AAAHHHH!! *runs for his life*
Arialyn: Wait!! Come baaaaaccckkk!! *runs after Albert*
Bob: *sniff sniff* You see? No one cares or appreciates me...
END!
Special thanks to Majin MoxBadger for the inspiration for this section. Without his spontaneous email which landed in our mailbox asking why we had 'rubber spatula' written on the 'But No Yajirobe' pictures, I would have never thought of it. Thanks, dO'Od! ~_^
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