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1. What do Piccolo's feet look like?? -Perhaps he has two toes, like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. - His feet are a different color (not green, maybe red). -Fungal feet? -Shoes too tight to get off even with his strength. -The world may never know... 2. Will Chi Chi ever be a kind, understanding wife? -Nope -Nope -Nope -Are you kidding? 3. Why is Kuririn (Krillin) missing a nose? -Perhaps it was a birth defect. -Lost it in an early battle before we met him? -Had it removed while he lived in 'Many Tree' (his monastary). -Sneezed one day and it just......popped off... Neko's suggestion: -FUNimation sensored it! 4. What are those dots on Krillin's head for? -Maybe it's a monk "thing" -He had a bad encounter with Gokou and a fly swatter -they're unusually large and orderly freckles -maybe it's how he smells things (taken from Pretty Pink Bubbles) Neko's suggestion: -he was abducted by aliens! 5. Is Freezer (in the American dub) a boy or girl? -Can't tell. -He's/she's pink -Listen to the voice. -His/her henchmen are guys, that's all we can say... 6. How does Vegeta get his gravity-defying hair to stay like that? -A lot of hair gel. -He sleeps upside-down. -He's scared all the time? -Electric shock!! Neko's suggestion: -he either stuck a fork in an electric socket or saw Muten Roshi naked! ARGH! 7. Don't civilians notice when someone (like Vegeta) flies over their city / town and knocks over things in his wake? -Like through most of the series, they're still oblivious to the situation. -They think it's a passing jet of plane. -The person that's flying is going too fast for the civilians to see. -It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a frog? No! It's Underdog! 8. How is it that Mirai Trunks's sword is broken in one episode, but in the next one it's like that never happened and the sword is back to normal? -It regrows like Piccolo's limbs -He has a whole collection of the same sword. -Trunks stops the battle and go gets a new sword -Maybe it seemed like the sword was broken, but that's what they want you to think... 9. What would happen if Chibi Trunks and Mirai Trunks met? (THIS is our version) -Chibi Trunks would say to Vegeta, "Papa, do I have to grow up to be him?" -Chibi Trunks would say, "Ugh, why is your hair so long? You look like a girl!!" -After a couple of hours of Chibi Trunks's non-stop motor mouth, Mirai Trunks would whisper to Vegeta, "Jeez, was I really that annoying??" -Mirai Trunks would try to silence Chibi Trunks by threatening to slice him with his sword. Chibi Trunks would say: "Hah! I bet you would! Hey, wha-what are you doing? Don't take your sword out! PAPA!!!! HE'S GOING TO KILL ME!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" 10. What would have happened in the Freezer Saga if Freezer didn't kill Kuririn first, but had killed Gohan instead? -Gokou would have totally skipped SSJ 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and 9. He would be a SSJ 10 (if there is such thing)! -Piccolo would have gone Super Namek (insert Piccolo's theme song here)!! -Kuririn would have.,...would have.....been Kuririn, but a really MAD Kuririn! (not much to say about the human race, eh?) -Freezer would say after the transformations of Gokou and Piccolo, "I didn't mean it! I was aiming for that Namek! DON'T KILL ME!!!! I'm sorry!!!!" 11. If Vegeta could beat Gokou at something, what would it be? -Video games -Which wife was the most annoying (oops, that's a tie) -A Pokeman battle! -any board game which required second level thinking skills 12. (in FUNimation's version) When Gohan exploded at Radditz, the next scene we saw of him, he was rolling across the ground unconscious! What happened? -he tripped over a rock -decided that is would be fun to roll around on the grass during the middle of a very important battle and hit his head off a rock -Perhaps Radditz hit him! Imagine that! (duh) -he somehow managed to catch on fire and dropped and rolled! 13. How can Krillin wear sunglasses when he doesn't have a nose (at least that's what it appears)? -his dots can do more than "smell" things (heehee, there we go again) -his ears are really strong -he has sticky eyebrows...that can make things stick...? -monk magic! 14. As I first watched Gohan's training with Piccolo, I saw this very strange occurance: Piccolo made clothes appear on Gohan's body after his transformation out of Oozaru. How does he do that? -magic fingernails! -he has Sailor Moon like powers: Namek Green Power! -he's not really meditating, he's knitting -There is no end to the mysteries of this green man... 15. In the movie "Return My Gohan!" (Dead Zone), while Gokou was fighting Garlic Jr.'s two henchmen Ginger and Nikki, one of the swords of Gokou's foes came so close that it shaved off a huge chunk of his hair. But the next scene we saw of him, it was back! How?! -Gokou can regenerate hair! -It was a blooper while filming the scene. So they stopped filming the movie for months until Gokou's hair grew back, then they continued filming again! -the animators thought it would be funny and drew him with his hair still in one piece 16. Why oh why oh why did Yamcha sing a cat food song? -he's an undercover advertizing agent -maybe he's going out for Broadway (he'd just quit while he's ahead) -Funimation's script writers have had too little sleep and too much black coffee -maybe Yamcha has special "issues" and we should be looking up help lines for him 17. Why didn't Piccolo wear the saiyan armor Bulma brought for the Z fighters? -he's a namek, and it would just be weird -blue just isn't his color -he has something against wearing spandex -he's afraid to change in front of everyone because he would have to take off his shoes! (damn, we were so close to seeing what his feet look like : ) 18. Would Piccolo look good in spandex? - -_-' - Ask Tially, she's the majorly obsessed Piccolo person around here - I'd rather not know - err...um...good? 19. Do you think that if you chopped off one of Piccolo's fingers and planted it in the ground, watered it everyday and gave it lots of sunshine, a Piccolo Plant would grow? - maybe, I dunno - he's green, drinks water, meditates all the time in the sun, he's gotta be a plant! - eew! Gross! You actually plant Piccolo bits in the ground?! - There is no end to the mysteries of this green man... 20. Doesn't Shenlong (the Eternal Dragon) have to eat every once and a while? -little known to DBZ fans, Shenlong comes from his lair every night and orders food from the local Wendy's (open all night!) - he orders Chinese food to be delivered: At the Center of the Earth P.O. Box 7 DB Japan 1359 - he eats little children, and little monk men (watch out, Kuririn!) 21. But doesn't Shenlong have to pee every once and a while? - yes, but he hold it in. But like all of us, he dances around the room until he can let it out- which explains earthquakes in Japan - ever heard of volcanic eruptions? - little known to DBZ fans, Shenlong appears from his lair on night, stops at a local Wendy's (open all night) and does his business 22. Would Piccolo make a good green Darth Vader? - hell, he makes great a green man! - haha! Darth Vader's lightsaber is green too! Oh..no.. Luke's is. DANG IT! - I dunno, but Kuririn would make an awesome Yoda! - Vegeta would make a lovely Princess Leia, right? 23. Why do Cell's feet make that funny noise when he walks? - Dr. Gero added bicycle horns to the bottom of Cell's feet while he was making his design - Cell has springs on his feet! - his feet can talk! - you know how his feet look kinda funny? Well, maybe those are his shoes! His shoes are squeaky! 24. Of all places, why did Krillin touch Vegeta's ass (when he was carrying him away from Trunks' battle with Cell)? -He's jealous -We are stopping now! 25. In the episode where Cpt. Ginyu did the "dance of joy" Furiza said something along the lines of wanting to caress his "balls" (as in dragonballs, but...)? -he's jealous because he don't got any -FUNimation people are even stranger than we thought! <:o -Captain Ginyu and his interpretive dancing have bad influences -Let's face it, Season 2 in the dub was just messed up ("If you were a dog I'd scratch your belly, if you were a cat I would give you some milk until you started to purr...") 26. If neither Gokou nor Chi-chi have a job, how do they get money to buy food, etc.? -Well, you gotta give the hero of the world something! Why not money? -Chi-chi has a black market weapons business (how else does she manage to pull out a sword from nowhere?) -Who says money doesn't grow on trees? 27. (in the dub) Why do the fighters grunt all the time? -It's their super secret language: "Grunthumphah!" "Hrrph?" "Grumblegruntoomph!" "Ah!" -Gokou: Oh, that's simple, the answer is grumblegrumble oomph hrrmph nerar! -It's some kind of ancient cave man method of psyching out your opponent, grunt fest! 28. What do the Z-Senshi do in their spare time other than training? -go on long walks at the beach -watch cartoons (those wascally wabbits!) -tap dance! (though Vegeta prefers ballet) -reflect upon themselves and their actions 29. What would Gohan most likely get as a birthday gift from Piccolo-san? -sharp pointy objects ("Here kid, knock yourself out.") -a gravity mat which you can change the settings on to train. But, unfortunately, Gohan messes it up and gets stuck to it. With is stuck to the side of his face, Gohan has to go to school the next day. -a pat on the head 30. What would Gohan give to Piccolo on his birthday? -Piccolo has a birthday? I thought he just kinda...popped out of an egg one day... -a large box filled with a dozen Aquafina water bottles -fertilizer! (He's a plant, he's a plant!) 31. Remember those regeneration tanks mainly used during the Namek Saga? What do the people do in them, are they floating or sitting? -with that problem in their minds, the creators of the tank installed a little chair for them to sit on (nah, there's too much logic in that!) -they're squatting! -they're sitting cross-legged (wow, give us girls a nice view...) 32. After watching the Bardock Special, I realized that they didn't mention anything about Gokou's mother. What's with that? -Gokou didn't have a mother. Bardock laid an egg and took care of it until Gokou hatched. -Gokou's a test-tube baby -Bardock has many wives and it wouldn't make any difference to the story whether or not we knew which one was the mother of Gokou -Gokou was brought to the Planet Vegeta by the Interplanetary-Traveling Stork 33. If (you know who, he's green, tall, and...) had an egg, would he be a good 'father'? -yes, Piccolo would sit on it, and rock it to sleep every night -No, he'd probably accidently crack it while trying to train it -Piccolo would be a good father, until one day when Gokou would come along, see the egg, and think: "Mmmm! Breakfast!" 34. If he did have an egg and it hatched, what would he name it? -Frankie! -Mini Me -Horton -Ocarina 35. Why do Cell's kids sound like girls? asked by T.A.B. -there's a glitch in Cell's reproductive programming -Maybe Cell was once an evil little girl too -Cell wanted to annoy Vegeta 36. Why was Vegeta wearing a pink shirt that said "BadMan" on the back? asked by Scott -the animators decided they needed to start labeling the roles of the characters in the series -Vegeta's color blind and can't read english -It was kinda like a "kick me" sign joke Bulma played on the unsuspecting saiya-jin -Vegeta thought he was being "hip" -Vegeta was having an identity crisis and wrote down what he thought he was on the back of his shirt Neko's suggestion: -he really wants to be Batman, but doesn't want to get sued 37. Why is Kuririn's head always so shiny? asked by Scott -Crisco! -He waxes his head to use it as a weapon in battle (in fact, Taiyo-ken/SolarFlare was orinally an attack in which Kuririn would reflect the sunlight off his head, making the enemy temporarily blind. Later Tenshinhan stole to idea and converted it into his own ki attack) -In his past life he was a crystal ball 38. Will Gokou ever be smart and realize that food isn't everything? asked by Scott -Never! -If he did get over his food "thing", he'd have to move on to another obsession, like staples or somethin', so would that really be a good idea? -No, Gokou is actually an android programmed to drain the world's food sources, and he's doing a d*mn good job too! 39. Why does Vegeta like spandex so much? -He thinks he looks damn sexy! -Unknown to most DBZ fans, Vegeta used to be a ballerina princess, and wearing spandex reminds him of those glorious days of wearing a tutu and dancing on the stage in front of millions of cheering fans! :P -How do you know he likes it? Okay, so he wears it all the time, but maybe that's the only outfit he has! -What else would he wear? Swim trunks? His son would kill him for that! 40. Why does Master Roshi always look at porno magizines? Why doesn't he just get a girlfriend? -He would be a regular visitor to the hospital due to frequent nose bleeds and blood loss if he managed to get a girlfriend -Who would date him? I know I wouldn't! -Because he owns the entire Porno Industry and we don't even know it! He's just checking over the work of his inferiors when he reads the magazines. He plans to take over the world one day. -He's nothing but a dirty old man who can only look at magazines to get what he wants. 41. Why don't the Z fighters ever go to the Olympics? -Let's face it, if even Chaotzu entered the Olympics, he'd kick every human's butt! Not to mention Gokou!! -They want to, but every time four years comes along one of the Z-senshi's dead or another villian's come along to take over the world or whatever! -Kuririn almost did, but quit when he found out that he didn't reach the height requirement. ): -Vegeta almost did as well, but blasted away his coach and sponsers when they told him that he couldn't wear his spandex. ^_^' 39-41 asked by: Mms11yoyo@aol.com 42. What would Piccolo do if there were girl nameks? -That's a good question, since there are no female nameks -He would date them, I suppose 43. (see question above) Would he marry them? -Depends on if Tially would kill his fiancé or not. -She probably would, then it would become a soap opera. (The Story of Piccolo & the Crazy Nut That Killed His Wife-to-be) -If they look like the picture Arialyn drew with the scented black marker, I don't think he would get anywhere near a girl namek! 42 and 43 asked by: ZIP117956@aol.com 44. Where and when to the Z fighters have to pee? I mean, they can't hold it forever! they use their ki to hold it in! That's why they grunt all the time! Of course! Why didn't we think of that earlier? -they wear Big-Boy training diapers. (Okay, Vegeta wears spandex & you would probably see them... hmmm... well then, how about this: -they have little tubes coming out of their gi's like spacesuits!! -(this was cut out of the Japanese and American versions) the Z-senshi would actually stop the battle periodically and take their pit stops. As for where they would take them, we'll leave that to your imagination... 45. Why do the fighters always yell when they try to whack somebody? The enemy CAN hear them, which improves their chances of dodging the attack! - in Martial Arts, its been proven that yelling as your direct a blow to your opponent provides you with more power to your strike, which causes more damage to your enemy as well as startles them (nah, that's too logical!) -They're goal is to see who can scare the crap out of the other first by yelling at the top of their lungs. -It's a lot of fun, though they probably would have more energy if they didn't yell as much- -which could make the battle go on a little longer, finally resulting in the good guys' victory... 46. Why the heck did Android 18 marry Krillin? She's like, 5 ft. taller than him! Wouldn't be hard to have a baby? -Hey, don't you go for short, bald men with no noses? Oh, nevermind, your a guy...:P -to hug and kiss and all that, all Kuririn has to do it levitate a little bit, and he's about the right height! -Either that or he walks on stilts or has giant platform shoes. -As for having a baby, how about this question: How could Juuhachigou (18) have a baby anyway? She's an Andriod, after all! 44-46 asked by dbz supersta 47. How did Chi Chi give birth to Goten? Gokou never spent time with her! He was either half dead or training and fighting with cell! Could Chi Chi have a mysterious man in her life? -Yes, in fact, his name is Herbert! -Well, Goten was a test tube baby, I mean, isn't it obvious? ^_^ -Chi Chi called upon Shenlong and summoned the stork! 48. Is it possible for the z fighters to shoot ki blasts from OTHER places than their hands and mouth? Can they shoot ki blasts with their bellybutton or butthole perhaps? -Let me put it this way, if Gokou has gas, run, really really fast! -(pictures a ki blast coming out of a z-senshi's bellybutton)Carebear Stare! -Hey, what about from the nose? Gokou: Phlegm Attack! (*boom*) Uh... can I hab a tissue please? 47-48 asked by Khangagi 49. When Mirai no Trunks and Cell were standing face to face for the first time... after Trunks went all crazy and revealed that he was stronger than Veggie-san... Why did Cell kick with one leg high in the air, instead of just punching Trunk's face in? asked by Neko Possible answers by Neko: -Dr. Gero used the genetic make up from cheer leaders to make Cell -Everyone would complain if Trunk's face got messed up =) The staff's thoughts: -*sings* Ginyu School drop out! -Maybe Cell orignally wanted to play a role on Sailor Moon and can't let that old dream die 50. Where does Marron's (Kuririn's daughter's) nose com from? I mean, it's not there... then all of a sudden... it is! asked by Neko Possible answers by Neko: -ah, the wonders of plastic surgery ^_^ The staff's thoughts: -Juuhachigou didn't want her daughter to suffer the same horrible fate of her husband, and drew Marron a nose with permanent marker -she's a late bloomer? -she sneezed one day and it grew! (well, you can't sneeze without a nose!) 51. Are those two dots on Kuririn's face REALLY pupils... or are they bugs that crawl around on his eye lids? asked by Neko Neko's and Staff's first reaction: -hahahahahahahaha! The staff's thoughts: -that would explain why Kuririn has those dots, Gokou felt compelled to hit Kuririn with a fly swatter! -Maybe his head is actually an apple, the dots are shiny parts and he has worms! -that would mean that Kuririn would always have his eyes closed... hmmm.... 52. Since Piccoro's fingernails have been seen both pointed and long, then short and rounded... Does he trim them in his spare time? asked by Neko -Why yes, of course! Piccoro is very feminine, after all! -he's a nail biter! -Piccoro is always breaking his nails in battle, it drives him nuts! In fact, he's very sensitive about it so shhhhh....! 53. Does Buruma have a crush on Gokou? I mean... really, does she? asked by Neko -She did at first, but his lack of intelligence turned her off -Yes! She's his secret admirer, that's why Vegeta hates Gokou so much, he's jealous! -nope, she likes short men! :P -little known to Vegeta, Trunks is actually not his son... uh oh... 54. When Trunks was a baby, he always had that evil hat with horns... or ears... or something... why? asked by Neko -a bad encounter with super glue -Trunks liked playing kitty cat when he was little! Meow! -I dunno, but I think he's messed up because of it though. Now he has a complex! -Actually, the hat didn't have horns, Trunks' head did! 55. Do you think Furiza would prefer red or pink high heels? asked by Neko Neko's thought: -either way, it clashes with his/her purple, so he'd go for black The staff's thoughts: -Well, if he's feeling sexy, he'd go with red, but if he's feeling pretty and fluffy, he'd wear pink! -Depends on what his date Zarbon or Dodoria is wearing! -Depends on what color he painted his nails 56. What happened with Captain Ginyu's body with a frog brain in it? asked by Neko -It wound up in an old folks home. -SPAM Tastes like chicken -It becomes a new pokemon! Froginyu! I choose you! -Vegeta took him in as his secret pet so he feels better about himself. The once feared Cpt. Ginyu is now a pathetic frog -57. What would you do if you found a big purple man with horns that only said "ribbit" and hopped around? asked by Neko -Arialyn would take him home and name him Alberta, he could be Albert's friend! -um, run? -call the MIB -make a clueless Gokou look, scratch my head, and slowly walk away 58. How does Vegeta fight with a bad case of hemorrhoids? asked by Red -that's why he grunts all the time! -wait a sec, how does Kuririn know that Vegeta has a bad case of hemorrhoids? -maybe that's why his ass looks like a thumbprint (long story!) -no wonder he's grumpy, I feel bad for him 59. How is it that Yamucha's scars have never healed? asked by QCHAD -they're tatoos to make him look tough -it's warpaint! -He doesn't have scars, they're scratches on your TV screen! 60. If Tenshinhan is human, how come he has three eyes? asked by Rosalynd92 -I dunno, but I think Chaotzu is an Ewok (yub yub!) -he's not human, he's a fly! -it's a sticker the other z senshi stuck on him, he doesn't know it's there 61. If Mr. Satan's ego had a battle with Vegeta's ego which would win? asked by Nadav -Hmmmm... Well, if the two egos clashed we'd never really get to know the answer because, without a doubt, the universe would heat up and explode due to the tremendous amount of hot hair being exchanged ^_^ 62. Vegeta claims that a saiyan is born with a permanent hairstyle that never grows or changes. Then was his father born with a beard? And what about Nappa's mustache? asked by CCChandler -a bearded baby, how kawaii! -hmmm, well Nappa did have hair originally... then he went bald and grew a mustache, how curious... -Nappa doesn't have a mustache, they're really long nose hairs! -wait, Vegeta can grow a mustache... Ahh! This is too confusing! Plot hole! 63. What ARE those things on Cell's head? asked by SilverBack420 -he has a Venus Fly Trap growing on his head? -Green Ladybug wings -I dunno, but "Look at the size of that cranium, it has its own weather system! It's like an orange on a toothpick! He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pilla! (okay, I bet no one got that one ^_^') -I dunno, but he could store fruit on the top of his head, if he really wanted to! 64. How come all the Z fighters always have to run and climb things when they have the ability to fly? asked by Tara -it looks much cooler -they have bad memories -they enjoy acting like hyperactive two-year olds 65. Why is it that when Gokou and (input villain's name here) fight they are always polite to each other? I mean, shouldn't they concentrate on beating the crap out of each other? -it's common courtesy to be super polite to the person you intend to kill and inflict pain upon -of course they shouldn't concentrate on violence, this is a completely non-violent, love they neighbor, talk things over type of show, can't you tell? -hmmmm... you have a point, if they didn't talk so much and verbalize their egos, maybe there wouldn't be 300 some episodes 66. If Mirai Trunks has a time machine, then why doesn't Vegeta just go back in time and kill Gokou in the Dragon Ball series? 65-66 asked by Duncan -Vegeta is intimidated by the many buttons in the time machine and can't read -Buruma would kill him if he did so -Chi-Chi is too unpredictable to risk her wrath 67. Was Piccolo born with shoes on? asked by Monta -yes, he was born with shoes on, shoes without any ties or velcro so he can never take them off (noooooo!) 68. If plant-boy (Piccolo-san) only drinks water, how come when Gohan caught that big fish and Gokou said they could eat it for dinner Piccolo thinks: "Fish Again! That's the only thing we've had for three weeks straight!" Why would he care, he only drinks water? -he's concerned about Gohan's nutrition -he has a Goldfish named Ted and doesn't like seeing other fish being eaten -Chi-Chi doesn't believe that Piccolo only needs to drink water to survive and forces him to eat every night 69. What would happen if you gave Piccolo sugar? -have you ever seen a drunk namek? I think they revert back to their primitive ways and begin to flower -he would go on an extreme sugar high since his usual diet consists of only water. He would most likely wear women's clothing and run around Satan City singing "Itsy Bitsy Spider" until Gohan, as the Great Saiyanman responds to many complaints of a madman terrizing children -Piccolo's voice pitch would match that of one of the Chipmunks (sings: Simon, Alvin, Theodore!) 70. Is GT Trunks gay, or just plain foofy? And is foofy a word? 68-70 asked by Leah -he's not gay, but foofy he could be -I don't think GT Trunks is really the same person as Chibi Trunks in DBZ. Maybe he's an artificial human designed to make Trunks look "foofed," because he is completely succeeding -oh, and if foofy wasn't a word before, it definately is now! 71. How come Trunks never changes his hair style? asked by Sam -well, he tries to, but Bulma never lets him -the squirrels like long purple hair, and we all know how close Trunks is to squirrels! -just imagine if he had hair like Vegeta, it just doesn't quite get the same effect... 72. If Chi-Chi, Marron, and Bulma all fought, who would win? asked by Austin -well, assuming you're talking about Marron, Kuririn's Girlfriend, she would probably be out after the first round -or... Bulma and Chi-Chi are pretty evenly matched, so they may take each other out, and only Marron would be left, looking as clueless as usual -or... Chi-Chi would whip out one of her misc. weapons and blow the others away (How does she do that?) 73. Now that we know what happens to piccolo after we give him water, what happens when we give him salt? Will he shrivel up and die? -perhaps... oh no! Piccolo has a weak point!! -he'll get a very bad rash!! Poor Piccolo-san! -wait... give him salt? Just hand it to him? Then he'll just look at you as if you're crazy and would walk very quickly in the opposite direction! -he'd turned aqua-marine! (don't ask why, just go along!!) 74. Why are the villians in DBZ always letting the good guys use an attack on them before trying to kill them? -Its like, Cell: "Why aren't you attacking? Are you afraid?" Gohan: *Seeing that he can kill Cell* "One arm is all I need" Cell:*Happy cause he's on weed*, "Yay! I get to die now because i asked Gohan to kill me!" Gohan: *Then kills Cell* Cell: "Ow." (Answer by submitter) -they believe in chivarly or whatever, and let their enemies have a chance to kill them first!! 73 and 74 asked by Justin 75. Gokou vs. Goten in a pie eating contest, who would win? -Gokou, he's got a bigger mouth! -Mmmm.. Goten, Gokou would let him win! -wait no, scratch that! Chi Chi would whack Gokou with a rolling pin until he let him win! 76. If Bulma summoned Shenlong and didn't have to wish anyone back or anything, what would she wish for? -A life's supply of our infamous, home-made popcorn-flavored jellybeans!! What else? We're famous, ya' know!! 77. And finally... Why are those fishes so damned delicious!? -talking about Goldfish? The CHEESE!!!! Mmmmmm... cheesiness... 75-77 asked by Leah 78. How did Bulma manage to seduce Vegeta?(Hmmmmm...) -The only way to a man's heart: through his stomach! He fed him those jellybeans!! -Saiya-jin spice works wonders asked by KamiKakushiee 79. HOW COME WHEN THEY SHOOT A KI ATTACK WITH GLOVES ON IT DOES NOT BURN A HOLE? -Their gloves are the ones with magical powers! *gasps* Ahh! Sailor Moon!! -*discarding the Sailor Moon theory* Well, we do know Piccolo has magical fingernails.. AHH! Sailor Moon!! -*once again trying to forget the Sailor Moon theory* Perhaps the clothes they wear are magical.. AAHHHH!! *runs away, screaming something along the lines of "SAILOR MOON IS EVIL!! EVIL!!" 80. How in Hell was Trunks able to kill Cell once he returned to his time-line if Cell stole his time-machine to go back in time in the first place??? -don't you ever listen? That happened to another Trunks in another timeline! You see, once you go back in time you distort time itself and create a parellel dimension, where everything was the same until an event changed to make them separate. In DBZ, there's three parellel time-lines, the present one, what we are usually watching with Gokou and the gang, Mirai Trunk's, where the Jinzouningen pretty much destroyed it all, then there's another one we never really see where Cell killed Trunks and stole his time machine and... WHOAH! I sound SMART!! Ha HAH! All hail me! The Female Guru of DBZ!! Bwahahahahahahaha...hah...hah... wait... who's Cell again?? asked by... damn, lost your name and address, if this is yours, emailus!! 81. Do saiyans get any white hair? I mean, dur, Goku has been in heaven for 7 years, but Vegeta! Isn't he 7 years older than Goku? He never got any white hair!! I mean he only got more wrinkles, at least. -ahh, the wonders of Rogaine -ahh, the wonders of black spray paint! -ahhhhh, the wonders of artificial hair... -ahhhhhh, the wonders of popcorn-flavored jellybeans... *snaps out of daydream* Oops.. err... what was the question again? asked by PiccoloRules800 <-- and ain't it the truth? 82. Can Cell make Cell Jr.'s in his first two forms? -ugh, ugly little mini-Cell thingies running around! -for the sake of that scenerio, I think that's why he doesn't! -*imagines the scene again* Ahh! -Wait wait, I know! He didn't because Toriyama hadn't thought of it yet! Durrr!!! 83. If so, what would they look like? -see above answers! -ugly... Yajirobe ugly... *eyes goes wide* ahh! I said Yajirobe! *washes mouth out with soap* ahhhh.. much better!! 84. How come when Buu could absorb Gotenks, but not Vegito? -then no one would be left to stop him and everyone would die! (wait, the Earth is gone at this time, isn't it? Nevermind, then!!) -'cuz he tastes yuuuuuckyyy!! -he didn't think of it (ahh! DARN these plot holes!!) He had already absorbed a (probably) smelly little kid, why absorb an even smellier man? 85. Why doesn't Trunks have a tail? And Goten? Pan? -since Piccolo is so good at these sort of things (hmmm.. I wonder why), he pulled 'em all off for them!! -results of little Goten running around with scizzors (Wheeeee!!!) -*about above) That's fun!! 86. What would happen when Uub died? Would his spirit separate into Buu and Uub? Did Buu's spirit go to Hll when he died, and then just stay there? If so, how can Uub really be Buu's reincarnation? -Um...umm...ummm... *grabs Akira Toriyama and shoves him in front* ASK HIM! ASK HIM!! AHHH! *runs away* -Maybe instead of Buu's reincarnation, maybe he's the Easter Bunny's reicar-- whoah...AHH! -*beats Toriyama to a pulp, screaming at him for making such plot holes in his story* -Toriyama: "...ittai..." 87. If Cell's supposed to be composed of all the most poferful warriors, how come he doesn't look anything like any of them? -(sent in by submitter) Just imagine Cell with hair. -(Staff of Southern City) Just imagine Vegeta with a pointy stinger thingie on his back!! -Cell would have Piccolo feet! Oh my god, we could have finally have seen them!!! AHHHHH!! *beats Toriyama for good measure* 82-87 asked by The Majin MoxBadger 88. Why does Freeza say to Captain Ginyu when he got the DB's for Freeza, "If you were a cat I'd stroke you, If you were a dog I'd pat you but you're neither so I'll say thanks!"? -this kinda refers to the reason why the American version has Freeza sounding like a girl -Freeza... has... strange hobbies!! -Results of FUNi writers having WAY too much time on their hands... -(sent in by submitter)something strange going on between them, huh? 89. Why does Jeice of the Ginyu Force have a English Cockney accent when he first arrived on Namek? -Hey, dotcha know? All English people look like that!! DUH!! -when he first arrived? Then he didn't have it later? Then he must've realized how stupid he sounded!! asked by Perfect Cell 90. What would happen if the next bad guy in DBZ was...(gulp) Pikachu? -(sent in by submitter) Goku and the other Z warriors would run in a panic - "Chu!" Z Senshi: "SWEET DENDE!! RETREAT!! RETREAT!!!" - Pikachu and Chaoztsu would team up (hey, they look alike) and attempt to take over the world! But, of course, they would be defeated by anti-Pokemon's!! 91. What would happen if SSJ3 Gotenks, SSJ4 Gojita and SSJ Vegetto did one huge fusion dance? -total chaos - It'll be the birth of the almighty, al-powerful, SSJ8 1/2 Gotejitto the 4th!! - Wait, I thought only non-fusion characters could perform the dance... I'm... so... confused... 92. What would happen if Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Trunks, Goten, and so on did their ultimate attack all at once? -aiming at who, exactly? -Pikachu! Well then, Pikachu would be blown into tinee-winee little bits, which would vaporize, wiping that evil off the planet once and for all!! They'd destroy the Earth, oops!! 93. What if the Z warriors decided to become a gang of bank robbers? -(sent in by submitter)The whole world will run out of money. -(sent in by submitter)Chi-Chi would be one HHHHHHAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPY woman. -(by submitter)The Saiyans would buy out every food store in the universe. -(Staff of Southern City) Vegeta with panty-hose on his head to conceal his features... hee hee!! asked by Dontio 94. What's up with 16 and the squirrels? |