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On the Other Side of the Mirror... 1. Gokou's favorite attack would be ahem...ahem...ak!!! (sounds more like he's choking or clearing his throat of something) 2. Piccolo would be red... (okay, that's scary!) 3. Kaio-sama [King Kai] would actually be funny. (is that possible?!) 4. Dragonball Z would be known as Z llab Nogard, the story of the caveman Uokog and his mate, Ihc Ihc. (no comment) 5. Gokou: No thanks Chi Chi, I couldn't eat another bite! 6. Freezer [Freeza] would be known as Oven, with his father King Stove, and his brother, Microwave. 7. Yamucha [Yamcha] whould run the show as the strongest person in the world! (heh heh, yeah right!) 8. Tienshihan would have three heads!! (whoa, and you thought three eyes were scary!) 9. Kuririn would have six squares on his forehead instead of dots. 10. Vegeta would regularly invite Gokou over for a cup of tea and to talk about the weather. 11. A Namek with a pegleg... (no need to say anymore....) 
12. Chi Chi saying: Oh Gohan, you can quit studying and train with your father if you want... 13. Vegeta saying: Oh fluffy wuffy, your such a good kitty witty, aren't you? Yes, you silly kitty cat! 12 and 13 were submitted by SilverKey 14. Piccolo: Gokou, what are we gonna do tonight? Gokou: The same thing we do every night, try and take over the world! 15. Yamcha would attempt to sing a cat food commercial. (shudder, oh wait, that did happen in FUNi's version, never mind then) 16. Bulma: Hey Piccolo, are you busy tonight? 17. Gokou: Hey ChiChi, do you have any nail polish in hot pink? 18. Gohan: I feel like doing something evil today... 19. Vegeta would wear his hair down in dreadlocks. (ahh!) 20. Freeza would be out saving the world along with his pals King Cold, Cooler, Majin Boo, Turles, and Bebei. 21. Vegeta and Cyborg Trunks (instead of King Cold and cyborg Freeza) would have come to destroy the earth only to be defeated by a mysterious young Freeza. 22. Vegeta's ki attacks would be called, "kcatta gnab gib" and "hsalf lanif." 20-22 submitted by JacksonSease 23. Yamucha: (singing) The one and only Cheerios! (hey, he sang that stupid catfood commercial song, why not sing another?) 24. Shenlong would be known as Longshen, and the seven dragonballs would be called the magical unlucky 13 Lizardballs. 25. Piccolo would have Pasta Feet! (o_O') 26. Vegeta: Gah! These spandex pants are riding up my ass! (we know, we know...) 27. Mr. Satan (Hercule) would have a power level about his current level of -2. (... -_-' ...) 28. Gohan: I am the Great Mayflower Man! (get it? The Great Saiya Man, the Great Mayflower Man? Don't you get it? Ah...err.... nevermind.) 29. Unknown to most DBZ fans, Vegeta and Bulma had identical twins: Left Sock, and Right Sock! (^_^ ') 30. Mirai Trunks wouldn't have a sword to fight with, he would have the mighty Steven the Magic Spoon!! (...) 31. The Z-senshi would all be known as the Magical Flying Mushrooms-senshi. ( *no comment* ) 32. Gokou and Vegeta would run for president, but after the election was done and over with Vegeta kept on insisting for a recount, even though he had only one vote, himself. (hehe!) 33. (for the girls) After a Trunks-filled episode, instead of saying, "I'm Trunks-struck!" you say, "I'm trucks-strunk!" . (glances at Tially) 34. In order to bring forth the great Shenlong the Z fighters would have to collect 7 pokeballs and play the pokeflute. Shenlong, I choose you! 35. Instead of wearing weighted clothing they would wear slightly pine scented clothing! *sniff* Fresh! 36. Gokou would be a college professor and Gohan would be his juvenile delinquent son. submitted by MaxMihoshi 37. Brolly would actually be the legendary super weakling (heh, don't we all wish!) submitted by Mark 38. Mr. Popo wouldn't be half as scary as he is now... *shudder* Look at him! He's got these round staring eyes, a freaky coat, funky shoes, and his voice...*shudder* 39. Yamcha would be a boy scout. sorry, that would be kinda weird... 40. Mirai Trunks would be a loudmouth egomaniac like his father, and always coming up with the best ways to get in trouble with his two best pals: androids 17 & 18. While Chibi Trunks would be silent and reserved, never forgetting to avenge his best friend Goten, who mysteroiusly disappeared, but is actually in the future, helping Gohan cope with his new son, Pan. submitted by Diana 41. Krillin would actually be the hero of the story and Gokou would be the cowardly one ^_^! submitted by: DannyB 42. ChiChi would tell Gohan to go ahead and fight Cell and don't worry about being killed. submitted by: KCKreations 43. Gohan would have a big ego and Vegeta would be the scared one. submitted by: Travis Salguero 44. Gokou would have a daughter named Nahog. submitted by: TitanX20 45. The Cell Games would be a tournament of wits with a chess match. Damn, the earth is doomed... :) submitted by: QCHAD 46. Brolli would have a large vocabulary and would be Gokou's best friend from Kindergarten. 47. Kuririn would be tall with blonde hair and 18 would be short and bald. eek! 48. Buruma would be a super-saiyajin! Watch out Vegeta! 49. Piccoro would be a male model. . . . I'd say something, but, oh, nevermind... 50. Kuririn would be a famous singer. Just think of the way he sang karaoke... yup... -_-' 51. All saiyans would be named after fruits, not vegetables. Saiyan 1: Hey Apple! Saiyan 2(Apple): What's up? Saiyan 1: I just heard that Orange beat Banana! 46-51 submitted by: Neko 52. Kuririn and Yamucha would be the next new members of n*sync (shudders as she rememers the commercial and that night at the kareoke bar> 53. Mr. Satan would save the world lots of times while the fraud world champ Gokou steals all the credit! (faints) 54. Chibi Goten: *holds up Goldfish snacks* I love the fishes cuz they're so delicious! Gone gold fishin'! (that would be kinda cute! ^_^') 52-54 submitted by Leah 55. Piccolo has the stregth to take off his shoes and we'd see his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Feet! Turtle Power! submitted by:Justin 56. Gokou changes his name to Tony Hawk, dedicates his life to proskating, and Vejita is known as Matt Hoffman... submitted by:Lettuce 57. Piccolo will have the strength to take off his shoes and we would see his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles feet! Kowabunga dude! submitted by: Justin 58. GohAn in his teen years would be a porn freak! Eew! submitted by: Menace 59. Cell (in place of goku), would be with the Z-Warriors trying to save the world from the evil Goku (in place of Cell)... Oooo the humanity!! Ya' got that right! Son Cell, father of Son Chromosome and Son Nucleus! submitted by Luv2travel1777 60. Vegeta would be a 3rd-class Saiyan and Goku would be the pole-up-his-@$$ Prince. submitted by: Leah 61. Gotenks would be an extremly well behaved boy (is that possible when half of you is Chibi Trunks?) I don't think so! Also submitted by: Leah 62. Albert will come home... *sniff sniff* I hope so! Also submitted by: Leah 63. Gokou --er, 'scuse me "Kakarotto"-- would be the Mighty Prince of all Saiya-jins and Vejita would be the one who was sent to earth to destroy it, and end up being innocent, and nice natured like Gokou! Jeez, what would old Son Gohan named him? Moody? submitted by: Meg 64. Roshi would be a nice old man, insteada of a dirty old man o.O' And who would be the dirty man in the series? Mr. Popo?! Also submitted by:Meg 65. The 7 dragonballs would really be Dragon balls (wink wink). submitted by: nadav_fleisher 66. Vegita: Kakarot, you were sent here to destroy the earth and you failed. Gokou: My name's Gokou and I've lived on earth on my life. I would never destroy the planet. Vegita: Oh, OK. So, know any good burger joints? I haven't eaten since planet Vegita was destroyed by Frieza... submitted by: Austin 67. Yamucha would have come up with a devious money making scheme, determined to always have tons of money for the ladies, and would get rich by selling all forms of insurance to people all over the world. (Misc Person:Geez, we lost an entire section of the continent when those blonde guys were fighting. Yamucha:Well, was it insured?) 68. Kuririn would be a self help guru and motivational speaker. 69. Yamucha, after realizing that if land gets destroyed he has to pay the owners insurance money. winds up broke (Again!) and decides to sell a book based on his exploits with the Z senshi. Oprah names it one of her books of the month and Yamucha finally gets rich. Although he still can't get a girl. Seems everyone remembers the cat food comercial..... Cat loves food, yeah yeah! 70. "Tempermental Super Saiya-jins and the women who love them, on the next Jerry Springer." 71. The Z Senshi set out on a huge quest of epic proportions and along the way break into groups to search for a lost artifact. They encounter an enchanter named Tim, a ferocious killer bunny, and the Cell Jr.'s who say "Ni!". Oddly enough when Mystic Gohan is caught by a group of beautiful young women and told he must be punished, Piccolo and Kuririn break in to save him, much to Gohan's objections. Odd... 72. There's this hit TV show featuring a pair of room mates, one is a lovable, goofy and not too bright guy by the name of Son Gokou, and the other is a tempermental, stodgy old coot named Vejita. They have very different personalities but they live together and hilarity ensues! It's called "The Odd Couple." 73. Kakarotto wakes up as a young child after falling and hitting his head. He sits quietly for a while, thinking about the odd, long dream he just had. Then remembers why he's on this strange planet and wipes it clean of life, just like he was supposed to. 67-73 submitted by:MaJunior 74. Gokou gets full after eating a kiwi. Kiwi? submitted by PiccoloRules 75. Vegeta would give up his training to become a sailor senshi! (Sailor Vegeta!! *stifles giggle*) submitted by: Gohan's Princess 76. Goten would have a twin sister named Gohonna. She would grow up and get married to Trunks and Goten would end up gettin married to Bra. Wonder what Vegeta would say? submitted by: Chantel Have a mirror idea? You are welcome to send your submissions HERE, after reading the E-MAIL GUIDLINES! |