DBZ Experiments
Have you ever wondered if it's possible to really shoot a ki blast or fly? Have you ever pondered the possibility of you being able to ride Kinto'un (Nimbus)? Well, in this section, we're taking human capacities to their limit just to find out! Here are experiments you can try for yourself written in step by step order!
Experiment #1: Riding Kinto'un a.k.a. Nimbus
You've seen it done dozens of time in the show, now it's time to find out if you can do it yourself!
Step 1: Go to the top of a tall cliff or building. Make sure that no know can see you.
Step 2: Cup your hands at your mouth and yell out the top of your lungs "KINTO'UN!" or "NIMBUS!". Only say it once, that's all that is needed.
Step 3: Do as Son Gokou does, jump and let Kinto'un catch you! Don't worry, it'll catch you! ^_^!
Step 4: Ride around on Kinto'un a bit and see if it's as fun as it looks like in the show.
Step 5: Contact us and tell us how it was!!!
For some reason, all the people who have tried this experiment haven't gotten back to us. We don't know why. The last time someone tried, we gave them a radio to talk to us while they were riding Kinto'un. The radio must've not been working well, because all we heard was:
"AAAAHHHH! I'm FAAAAAALLLIINNNNGGGG!!! OH KAMI-SAMA!!!! GAK! THERE'S THE GROUND!!!! GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
We haven't heard from them since. So please, try to get back to us as soon as possible!!!
ATTEMPTS BY THE FANS- Lately, you've been sending in emails regarding attempts to successfully perform this experiment, here are first-hand accounts:
"I have also attempted to use the flying nimbus, I jumped off a waterfall after yelling "NIMBUS!" really loud, and though a cloud appeared beneath me, which I thought was nimbus, I fell right through because I cheated at poker earlier that day." --
Blanditia
She also claims to have blinded her little brother with a solar flare, and has attempted flying as well!
"My friend, Joe, and I tried to fly on flying nimbus, so we jumped off a
cliff. My friend went first but fell the whole way, and broke all his bones; but
when I called nimbus, I landed on a soft, fluffy cloud! If you're reading this,
Joe, get well soon!" -Stephanie
Experiment 2: Flying(Bukujutsu)
 Every Z-senshi can fly with ease, so why can't we? In this experiment, we're testing the hypothesis of human flight (after all, Kuririn, Tenshinhan and Yamucha are human and they can fly).
Step 1: Start in an open area, make sure you're alone (this experiment is top secret!).
Step 2: Concentrate your ki. You must have complete focus!
Step 3: Blast off! Wheeeee!!
So far, no one has tried this experiment due to the fact that they claim it's "stupid" or "ridicuous" We don't think that is so! Please help us out, try it!
ATTEMPTS BY THE FANS-- Here are accounts by fans who have tried this experiments by themselves:
"I actually tried to do it, but I wasn't paying attention and hit my head
really hard on my ceiling. I think next time I'll do it outside." -- Lettuce
"I have also tried flying. I have gotten good enough to fly
for about one second at a time, and I can only get about 3 feet off the
ground... I am trying to get better though." --MaJunior
Experiment 3: Surviving Despite Lack of a Limb & Regeneration
You might recall during the Raditzu battle that Piccolo lost an arm. But, despite blood loss and other things that usually kill people when they lose limbs, Piccolo continued with the battle, and even regenerated his limb afterwards! In this experiments, we're going to see if humans can do that too!
Step 1: First, either using a chain saw of another sharp object, remove a limb (a 'limb', meaning the arms, head or legs).
Step 2: Now, recall everything you remember about the Raditzu battle after Piccolo lost his arm, and do everything that Piccolo did (including the Makankosappo).
Step 3: After you are finished, stand in a crouching position with your legs shoulder width apart and slightly bent at the knees. Start your grunting!
Step 4: Concentrate on getting your arm back, you can do it! Grunt your vocal chords out! GRRRRRRRRR!!!
Step 5: When you have finally regenerated your arm (or have crapped yourself in the process) kidnap a kid that's about four years old and drop him in the middle of a desert for survival training (optional).
Some have tried this experiment, but they all have failed. They usually pass out during the reinactment of the Raditzu battle. If you think your tought enough, try it and give us a call if you succeed!!
ATTEMPTS BY THE FANS
- Here are first-hand accounts of attempts to
perform this experiment: (and by the way, you can't sue us for insurance money
because of your missing arm or leg... heh heh!!
"I attempted to survive living despite the lack of limb, but it didn't go so well. I
grabbed the biggest butcher knife I could find in our house, and i cut off my arm (my right arm so if it failed
i couldn't go back to school...^_^) ... then I concentrated and it grew back,
except now it looks like one of Cell's arms....at least I don't have short
stubby fingernails now....^^!"
--Superdragon
"My cousin decided to be the regeneration-ee and It didn't work well.
Gee...you think I shoulda cut off his arm with my katana blade instead of his
head...???" --Dontio
Experiment 4: Firing a Ki Blast
Alright! Firing a ki blast is pretty much the trademark of DBZ!! Every Z-senshi can do it, including the humans. Though Kuririn and the other humans might be considered "special", aren't we all in one way...special?
Step 1: Power up your ki to your highest level! Grunting helps!
Step 2: Choose which technique you want to use...Kamehameha, Big Bang Attack, Maseko, Makankosappo, Final Flash, Kienzan...etc etc. Let's use the Kamehameha for example.
Step 3: Put your two palms together so they form a open clam. Bring them to your right hip while you stand in a low karate stance.
Step 4: Concentrate your ki into that single point, and begin the technique! "Ka...me..."
Step 5: Focus more and more of your ki into your hands. A blue sphere should be appearing now! "Ha...me..."
Step 6: Get ready to fire! Aim at something useless, like an old lady or something so no one will get mad at you if you'll destroy it!
Step 7: Release it! Let it all go! "HHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Step 8: What else? Tell us what happened!!
People have tried, but all have failed. Well, I tried it and got a spark of blue coming from my hands, and since I was the only girl that tried it, I guess all you boys are weaklings!! We need more successful atempts before we draw a conclusion! Besides, that blue spark could have just been from the chili I ate before I tried the experiment anyway!
ATTEMPTS BY THE FANS - Here are
first-hand accounts of attempts to complete this experiment:
"I felt a thing in my palms, bu then I realized that I had nothing to aim at-- I was in front of my computer. So I pulled my hands apart." --Gizmo
"I tried to do a Gallet Gun at a tree, and I acTually did one! But, my sister was standing there so I blew her up too. (Who cares?!?)"-- Stephanie
I don't know what to make of this one:
"I followed the steps made for the kamehameha wave and last Friday I
did.....on my school.....It blew up.......they think a teacher did it so....I
left. Check the news the headline is this: Dumbass teacher blows up school
because she is from the planet fjgkfygkureygu
Thanks for listening" --Dontio
"When I attempted to do the big bang attack, I accidently blew up half my neighborhood, so here I am! Doing community work untill I'm 35. I'm turning 11 on Sunday." -- Stephanie
"Okay, I, the Great Mat, have just performed the Solar Flare [Taiyo-Ken] on my little brother and have thus blinded him, he fell down the stairs and ran into a bunch of stuff." -- Mat
"He got on the roof of his house and yelled "Big Bang!!!"
Sadly, he leaned back and tumbled down onto the earth bellow.
He's ok thow." -- Cyclops
"I was doing the steps to the kamehameha wave, and I did
it! When I was showed my girlfriend, Ii blew her up!! Now I girlfriend-less! I
also did it on the Bully at my school, AND HE DID ONE TWO! (right now I'm typing
to you from HFIL.) -Breihms
"I tried to use a Multi Form attack,
like Tenshinhan does when he splits into multiples of himself. I went into my
bathroom and locked the door. (It was raining outside) I also turned out the
lights because it's easier to focus my power when it is quiet and dark. I
focused - and did lots of grunting! - and started some hand movements. I was
doing anything I could to make it work. All of a sudden there was a blinding
flash of light and I was staring at another me!! It was great, except it did
everything I did, move for move, but with the other side of it's body..... I
still run into my double in bathrooms or changing rooms...... odd.......but it
worked." --MaJunior
It is possible to perform the Kamehameha! But what about Final Flash? Kikoho? Taiyo-ken? There's still many mysteries to be solved!
Experiment 5: Proving a Superstition
In Japan, there's a superstition that whenever you sneeze, it means that someone's talking behind your back. This superstition is apparent in the manga and the Japanese anime version, but is it actually true?
Step 1: Find a victim to make fun of.
Step 2: Distance yourself far away, but not so you cannot see what they're doing.
Step 3: Make sure their back is to you, after all, you have to be talking behind their back for this to work!
Step 4: Talk about them to someone -- a friend, miscellenous stranger, whatever! Make whatever your talking about insulting!
Also, make sure that your subject isn't being provoked by a feather tickling their nose, or has allergies and your doing this experiment outside. So far, it's been proven true, but we need more information!
Experiment 6: Zanzoken a.k.a. Moving Really Really Fast!
Shaa! Shaa! You've seen it down in the show. One moment, a Z-senshi is fighting, the next, they disappear and reappear! This technique is common for all of the fighting characters in DBZ (excluding Mr. Satan, of course), so why can't we do it as well?
Step 1: With a friend, find an open area to perform this experiment in (so you don't move really really fast into a tree or something, and your friend is there to see if you're doing it)
Step 2: Power up your ki!
Step 3: Run around as fast as you can, you can do it! Remember: avoid objects, it usually hurts when you hit them. Oh, and you must also make the sound effects! "Shaa! Shaa!!"
Step 4: Run around mindlessly until you almost pass out then ask your friend if you did it.
I tried it, but I hit a wall (heh, I'm so graceful! "Shaa! Shaa! Sha-"*SMACK!*). There's gotta be a way! Now, go outside and run like mad! You can do it!
ATTEMPTS BY THE FANS
- Here are first-hand accounts of fans performing
Zanzoken... yippee!!
"I tried it, and I think it worked! Everything was all
blurry and spinny and stuff. But my head really hurt and it was cut and bleeding
and stuff. I could have hit a tree branch... Oh yah! My friend was there with me
at midnight (so nobody would see) and he said he couldn't see me after the first
hour of doing it.
-Austin
"I followed your steps and I ran so fast i went back in time (To about 1996)
and killed the leader of FUNI with the Final Flash (Blows on fist). You can
thank me later!"
- Dontio
Experiment 7:
Shinkun Idou a.k.a. "Instant Transmission"
What's this? Is it actually possible to teleport instantly between locations?
The only character in the DB/Z/GT series who was capable of such a feat was Son
Gokou himself, who had learned the technique from the mysterious Yardratto-jins.
Well, it doesn't matter if they're supposed to be the only ones who know
the technique, because here are the directions!
Step 1: Using your ki-sensing magical
powers, locate a certain person you want to teleport to or to scare the crap out
of as you suddenly appear in the front of them
Step 2: Concentrate! Don't lose your focus!
Now, imagine yourself new this person, right next to them even! Remember: if you
don't keep your concentration, you'll come there into iddy-biddy little pieces
of yourself! I know you want to scare this person, but don't end up scaring
yourself!!
Step 3:
Hey! Where'd you go? HEY! You forgot to tell us if the experiment worked! Darn
it, there we go again. Every time the person who tries it actually manages to do
it, we never hear from them again! If you have performed this experiment
correctly, tell us all about it! And remember, do it quietly, or else the fluffy-pink head guys will come and kill us!
Experiment 8: Fusion a.k.a. as... errr... "Fusion"!
Okay okay, I bet you guys were dying to see when we'd finally tell ya' step
by step how to perform fusion! YOU MORONS! Gokou does that in the series for
you! In fact, fusion is performed so many times, you could probably do it in
your sleep! Oh well, we'll humor you anyway. Here we go:
Step 1: First,
of course, get a partner who is the same height and strength as you, you know
how it goes! And no, your pet hamster doesn't count, and certainly not the dwarf
who lives next door!! Step
2: Let's boogie! Time for the
fusion dance! First, facing the same direction, have you and your partner stand
aligned. Remember, keep these next moves synchronized, or else... well...
something like this will happen.
Step 3: Okay-dokey,
now, at the same time as your partner, bring both arms and... and...
err... um. Dang. Let's see here... ahh, there we go! Bring your arms out and
point them away from your partner (one of them would be over your chest), but
keep your hands tightly in the fist.
Step 4: Take those
funky steps to your partner, all the while, started that famous line: "Fuuuu..."
Step 5: As you take
those steps toward your partner (all the while staying sideways), swing your
arms over your head so your pointing at your partner, remember continue your
"fusion" phrase!!
Step 6: Next, lift
up your knee furthest from your partner, and point your arms away from your
partner again.
Step 7:
Now, lean into your partner and let your fingers meet together,
and finish your fusion phrase: "-sion!!" If you performed it right,
you should become a whole to new character!!! And don't forget to tell us how it
went!! Happy fusing!!
Hey! We tried fusion once (as in Arialyn and
Tially), but the only thing we managed to do is to poke our eyes out... But
don't worry, we still both have two eyes between the both of us!
~MORE WILL BE ADDED SOON!~
If you have idea or have tried these experiments, feel free to email us HERE after reading the email guidelines.
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