A Little American DBZ
Okay-doo-kay! Now, what many have you might have noticed is that, in the American version of DBZ, the Z-senshi grunt a lot. Now, Tially and I have been talking about this lately, and we've come up with one simple answer as to why this is so--
The Z-figthers got their own language!
Yup! That's right! And after searching and searching, Tially and I found an old book with the only grunt language known to man inside... Turns out the language that the Z-fighters use is called 'Floomperarrgh Err Argh GrUnT!', an ancient language used (and invented by) the Ice Age Romans in the year 456 G.R.U.N.T. . Well, Tially and I tested our hypothesis and compared the language of 'Floomerarrg Err Argh GrUnT' to what the Z-fighters say in DBZ, and it turns out that it's the same! The next thing you know, this section is born. Well, it took a while, but we finally managed to make this section to inform you on what the Z-fighters are actually saying. And, we'll assure you, this is the only DBZ site that has discovered this (and the only site in which the webmistresses are fluent in 'Floomperarrg Err Argh GrUnT') ! Enjoy!
~Arialyn~
1.
Grunt Language: "Ergh, ergh, ergh!"
Translation: "I have a wedgie!"
2.
Grunt Language: "Argh! Grrren err harrgh!"
Translation: "I wear purple underpants on Thursdays."
3.
Grunt Language: "Errufph! Piccolo Harr rarr roo! RAH!"
Translation: "Whoa! Piccolo is green! DUDE!! "
4.
Grunt Language: "Rumpa roo err argh floomperarr grunt grr erragh harr roo rahargh trurra errgh grru urr era gromf!"
Translation: "Hi."
5.
Grunt Language: "Ar!"
Translation: "Now it is the time for all us civilized men to sit down and talk this matter out over a large dinner!"
6.
Grunt Language: "Rumpa! Err roof arrga!"
Translation: "Ahh! I left the iron on!"
7.
Grunt Language: "Rah roo grumpa!!"
Translation: "I'm so sexy!!"
*Note: This quote was made mostly by Kuririn*
8.
Grunt Language: "Errgh! Argh! Grurr!"
Translation: "Mark! Set! Go!"
9.
Grunt Language: "Flommerr err grargh rah!"
Translation: "I drink a lot of juice."
10.
Grunt Language: "Grah! Errgh rah roo rah!"
Translation: "Ahh! I fall down now!"
11.
Grunt Language: "Rah roo trru grr argh err!"
Translation: "I eat really healthy foods!"
12.
Grunt Language: "Oi! grr rah!"
Translation: "Ouchies! That hurt!"
13.
Grunt Language: "Grrumarrgh, Cell!"
Translation: "Nice ass, Cell!"
*Note: this quote was made by Vegeta*
14.
Grunt Language: "ARGH! Roo rah grumpa errarrgh!!"
Translation: "RUN! I'm constipated and I'm gonna blow!!"
15.
Grunt Language: "Errarghagrump! Err arr grah, grru errgh rah rooof rahergh...!"
Translation: "Hey guys! I just realized this, but we grunt a lot...!"
"Rumpa roo rah buttargh!"
"The end!"
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